Dismembered soul of bondage=D
visitors have waivered from the path of righteousness
Why have you sought me here?
Only those who have made the choice to delve into shadows seek fellow dwellers
have you no conscience?
would you spread infected blood in honour of the holy sacrement?
one must be fit to serve the infernal majesty. His Infernal Majesty (HIM)
design'by- *blackraeyn;
Sunday, November 06, 2005
dis ere's Paapu... looks kinda gud wit specs... very studious....
n dis is shamir... tryin 2 b like paapu... but not quite gud enuf...
n dis is shamir... tryin 2 b like paapu... but not quite gud enuf...
dis is 2 show dat v actually do study... even if it only lasts lik 30 mins... rest of da time was spent bangin da clown in blue... n murali was bz wit his "INTERWIEWS" .....
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Saturday, November 05, 2005
We've gotta b crazy 2 study without entertainment rite? well... thank god we had an entertainer here... jz 2 bad i cant post vid clips ;)
i dono wat u tink abt me... well... stpm ma... screw rappin...
Here's shamir playin games on his comp when he's supposed 2 b studyin...
But once caught... he tries 2 cover up la... Pose wit specs summore...All in all... v ended up studyin 4 30 mins n then cs 4 3 hours... so much 4 bloody study plans la... stpm in 4 days summore... craps
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Saturday, November 27, 2004
so v hiked in... early on kenny's grp broke off 2 camp at d entrance... d sit n wait method... d rest of us continued hiking till v reached dis watchtower... then v further broke off... me, shamir, pork, krisshna, murali, rev n del continued hiking on n on while cathin bugs... d move n catch method... v hiked in a long way... past d bridge n then v came out into d residential area... some 20 mins walk frm d entrance to gasing hill... at dis point v caught bout 6 insex... one brown beetle, one shiny blue beetle, one bluish grasshopper, one damselfly, one wasp with a butterfly body, one moth, and one more shit i 4got... upon reaching d entrance, v saw kenny;s grp there... accordin 2 them, they didnt linger ard but went out into d residential area 2 catch d bugs... v waited awhile till d rest of them came out...
after dat v all went 2 yogee's hse for minum abit b4 goin 2 medan... most of em went back n at dis point, only me, kenny, shamir, sing yun, B, kubie, surin, subba n sabby were left... after minum abit, then v ciaw... i sent kubie n shamir n B home n kenny 2 d lrt station... then i went home n after bathing all, i slept... nuthin much durin d day xcept dat i pinned all my insex down...
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Thursday, November 25, 2004
u noe i ought 2 post in questions adi...
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Saturday, November 20, 2004
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Thursday, November 18, 2004
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
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Wednesday, November 17, 2004
when i reached bworth d party had jz started... 2 of my couz's joined bday... nice party with drinks all... wooo... but with all d fatigue in me, one glass of Bailey made me jz sleep in one of d rooms... maaaan.... but d sleep wasnt good la... short 5 min naps throughout d whole hour... aihh... bout 3am i went back 2 my uncle's hse n slept...
Day 2 (sunday):
omg i reli cant stand little cousins maan... 8 in d morn gotta jump on me when im sleeping la... basket.... so, yeah... 5 miserable hrs of sleep?? fine la i guess... whole day spent visiting n collecting angpow :P:P:P... spent d nite at my aunt's plc.. somewhere on d way 2 kulim... my unc had a laptop so i went on9... was only meant 2 b 4 awhile... but i ended up goin off at 4 only... :P dat also cos my dad woke up adi :P
Day 3 (Monday):
No lil cousins ere :D:D:D... woke up at 1030... damn nice... so v left her hse n went all d way bk 2 bworth, took a shower n went back 2 visitin... dis time in penang... lepaxed at my grand-uncle's plc at a kondo near d beach... woo it was damn gempax 2 b rite at d 20th floor penthouse... d way back was rather interestin tho... my first time in a ferry durin a downpour.. i stood at d railings n enjoyed d shower... nice experience.... upon reachin home, i rested a bit n spent d rest of d day indoors.... spent d nite at my uncles hse... dis time i went on9 till 5am...
Day 4 (Tuesday):
woke up at 10... left bworth... went 2 some plc b2in bkt mertajam n kulim... tmn machang bubok... my uncle sumer kat sana... so v lepaxed... took lunch there and later round 3, v started a game of poker... i came out at 7 to bathe but d others only left bout 9... all in all i won bout 25 bux... which is a lot cos d money played was small... slept at 10... didnt go on9 2day... gotta prep for tomolo morn :P
Day 5 (Wedz):
woke up at 4... after showerin all v left at 430... journey was baad... both me n my dad were dead tired... so v ended up tag team drivin, but instead of switchin drivers once, v did it 4 times... cos neither of us cud stand it... reached PJ at 830am... picked up my dog frm d vet, cleaned d car a bit, n then both me n my dad went 2 sleep... he is still sleepin as im writin dis tho :P... i woke up at 3... looks like no more is gonna happen 2day... tomolo... veer zaara :P
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